I Hate: Blogs

Let me start off by saying that I really hate everything about blogs. I hate the idea of them, the people who write them and the people who read them.

Many years ago the internet became available to pretty much anyone with half a brain cell and some self centered fucktard figured it would be so wonderful if everyone could see how unique and cool he/she/it was. So the preppy little social reject started posting their thoughts, observations and ideas on the WWW for the whole world to see. Well thanks a bunch, dick, now everybody and their left nut is blogging about anything and everything from their relationship troubles to the quality of the brick houses they dwell in. Like I really give a crap. Like ANYBODY gives a crap, Christ, most blogs are never really read by anyone, even the ones with loads of followers.

Bloggers get followers because someone was bored one day and needed a break from watching dwarf porn and decided to read a paragraph or two of some poor saps blog, thought it was interesting, signed up and then proceeded never to read it again. This happens because everyone who isn't writing a blog has a fucking life. They have real friends to tell their stories to and are way to busy to sit down and write about their daily lives. Besides they know no one who isn't a friend, relation or sexual partner is interested. And even then they would only read it out of kindness or some misguided sense of loyalty.

Finally I address you my friends, relations and sexual partners. Thank you for reading my blog, wasn't it fun and didn't we learn so much. Nope, no we didn't your right, this was a gigantic waste of everyone's time, even mine. The only reason I wrote this was because I got bored and needed a break. Now back to the dwarf porn.

With contempt, I hate you all.