I Hate: Women

*WARNING*

The following post contains gratuitous generalisation of female stereotypes and is not intended to offend. However the author does not give a shit if he offends you so feel free to hate his guts as you no doubt will by the end of this post.

'We want the right to vote' said the woman.

'No' said the Man.

The woman bent down to adjust her skirt, the man struggled to avert his gaze and failed miserably 'Oh come on, you know you want to let us' she pouted.

The man unbuttons the top button on his shirt to allow the build up of steam to escape.

'uh, uh yes well um, in you go then!'

Thats it, thats all women need to do to get what they want from pretty much any guy because men are weak. Even the slightest hint or glimmer of hope that we may get to glance at a titty or two and we will run a marathon, build a palace, fellate a goat, do anything in fact because of the sheer power women have over men. All women know this, so why do they insist on making men feel shit all the time?

When it comes to judging people, women are always the first to judge. Its true, fuck off! When a man looks at a woman he does not judge, we're too busy trying not to look at the things we're pre programmed to look at. When a woman looks at a man she see's him staring a few inches below the neckline and she immediately assumes he's a pig. Now, does the woman keep this too herself ? No she fucking doesn't, she feels compelled to shout out and advertise to the entire, non caring world that this guy is lower than the shit smear on the bottom of the social shoe. Why do that? You know we can't help it, in fact if we didn't you would think there was something wrong with us and feel compelled to shout 'queer' or 'peedo' and again make us feel belittled and rejected. What makes these situations even more perplexing is how most women dress. Women pretty much exclusively, dress to impress. Low cut tops, tight trousers/jeans, skirts, boots, heels, bikini's, ect are all one big advertisement that sells a womans body and image. Women want to be looked at, if they didn't they would wear parachute pants and baggy turtle neck jumpers. So it simply isn't fair for women to put men down the second they do what the women wanted them to do.

Even in relationships women have the upper hand and take advantage. Its down to the guy to instigate and maintain the relationship. Its true, fuck off!. It is generally accepted that if there is an attraction between a man and a woman that the two must pretend not to be attracted to each other until the man makes the first romantic move or gesture. This is important for two reasons. 1. for the man to prove he has guts and 2. so everything that follows from that moment on is the mans fault. The latter is the most important. Think about it, if it was the guy who instigated the relationship then everything that happens from that moment on happened as a result of it and therefor is his responsibility. This is why when it comes to arguments or general misunderstandings it is the mans fault it happened and is therefor his responsibility to fix. To sum up its the mans job to maintain the relationship, while the woman takes all the credit. Even in the best relationships, with the most love, the woman continually guilt trips the man into thinking its his fault when things mess up and ain't that kinda sick? Despite the fact that she loves this guy more than anyone else in the world she will deliberately make him feel like shit in order to get things her way. This happens all the way through the relationship until it ends, more often than not because 'he didn't take her seriously' or 'he didn't care' or 'he didn't read her mind' or some other variation on him not putting in enough effort when I'm willing to bet he worked harder at the relationship than she did. And yes he did put more effort in because he is so happy to be 'getting some' that he would do anything to make sure he keeps getting it. And this is true of all men, except the gay ones...no wait, including the gay ones.

I guess it all boils down to men being weak and inferior to women. If men weren't so obsessed with sex then maybe they would stand a chance. Scientists have for years wondered what will cause the extinction of mankind and it wont be ice ages, nuclear war of little aliens with ray guns that turn men into furby's. Nope it will be women. But then I guess thats our fault for being men. We don't put enough effort in and we're not committed enough to our own cause. We'd rather watch sports, drink beer and chase after the one thing thats most important in this world...women.

Next week, I Hate: Men